Good God. That is like 9 inches of bangs right there. Miley Cyrus and boyfriend Jason Gaston were out at the movies last night. I am sure she was laughing at those fools on “High School Musical 3.” These two are on a date. They can claim to be “just friends,” but I don’t know about you, but I don’t molest my friends. (Well, not when I am sober anyway.) Instead of a chaperone for her 15 year old daughter who is out with the 20 year old model, her mom texts instead. Gee mama Cyrus, you are the pinnacle of responsible parenting. I am pretty sure this is the same birth control Jamie Lynn Spears uses.
The fact that his pants are so tight they are cutting off circulation is also painful to see. Is he trying to out-skinny pants Pete Wentz. That can’t be comfortable.
“Haha! Take that Pete! You can see my pulse these jeans are so tight!”
Allie Is Wired
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