When John Mayer Goes Away, Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Come Out To Play

Well the title pretty much says it all! I’m not a fan of John Mayer. I don’t like his music, his looks, or his personality! But I do like his girlfriend Jessica Simpson’s breasts! Ever since they’ve been together, she’s been hiding them under flower child clothing and it’s been pissing me off. Hopefully by Jesscia going out in public and looking like her old hot self is a sign that maybe John and her are through. Fingers crossed.

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Published 4/17/07 by


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