Lindsay Lohan Employs Invisible Dog Collar To Get Samantha Ronson On Red Carpet

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson made their first official ”We Are A Couple” red carpet appearance last night. I mean, they’re always seen together stocking up on Doritos and Red Bull or appearing at clubs but this is different. This is a statement people. And I know that Lindsay said she’s sorta, kinda, maybe bisexual but really, is Samantha Ronson that much of a stretch? Ronson is every guy I dated in 1988. When I see pictures of her, I am flooded with the smell of Oxy10 and Polo and, oddly enough, cherry Chapstick. How can LL tolerate the GNR shirts another day? I just know that if I decided to take chicks for a spin, I’d expect lip liner and push-ups…not zebra pattern high-tops. I guess as long as our favorite celebulez is happy with her ear scratching DJ that’s all that is important. And she does appear to be happier and healthier.

Just hours after these pictures were taken, PETA poured a bag of flour on Linds in protest of the fur she’s been wearing lately. The relationship between flour and fur? I have no idea. Maybe they just wanted to take the edge off of that perma-tan.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson at the VIP Room Theater in Paris last night.

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Published 11/15/08 by

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