Madonna's Husband Is Full Of Derision, Advice

Madonna's Husband Is Full Of Derision, Advice
Madonna's recent return to Malawi brought out the resentment bubbling under her husband's surface . He sounds like he wants off-ship, but probably likes the cajillion dollar lifestyle she provides. I'm sure he has some money, but she has ALL the money.

Madonna might be smiling it up for the cameras on her current trip to Malawi, but her husband Guy Ritchie thinks the trip has "disaster written all over it," according to a British tab. The Material Mom took adopted son David Banda back to the orphanage from which she plucked him last year, a move that Ritchie labelled "tasteless," according to the Daily Mail, and also didn't think it was such a great idea to go back to Africa with an entire phalanx of chauffeur-driven cars. In fact, he had some PR advice for his wife: "If you do go then at least make sure you get your hands dirty this time." Meanwhile, schoolkids helped Madge out by pelting reporters' cars with rocks to keep them away from the Queen of Pop and her entourage.
I'm so glad my job can be done from the safety of my messy apartment so a Malawian orphan doesn't have to huck rocks at me. Also, Guy? Madonna and "tasteless" go hand in hand. It's kinda been her calling card for the last, I don't know, umpeteen years? And let me tell you something, if I can get me a phlanax of cars to whisk me through Africa, I'm doing it. There is no way in hell I'm driving myself around if rocks are being tossed about. I want a bulletproof car and I want it now! With a wet bar! And Bose speakers! The orphans don't need to know about it.

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