Ashlee Simpson Inducing Labor

She is ready to explode babies y’all! Ashlee Simpson is rumored to be over two weeks past her due date. The baby was expected around Halloween, because that is the power of emo.

Now that October 31 has come to pass, Simpson is ready to rid her uterus of the Pete Wentz offspring. She is trying to do everything she can to get labor going. Her gigantic mouth of a sister told Ellen that she is trying “all sorts of stuff.”

“Different foot massages and stuff,” Jessica Simpson told DeGeneres in the show airing Wednesday. “I don’t know. I think she’s really just jumping around trying everything right now.”

I can just picture Ashlee on a trampoline and that baby holding on to her uterus for dear life, refusing to come out. You know that kid is thinking…”Dear God they are going to want to hold me and I will have to look at these two eyeliner lovin’ bicurious twits for the rest of my life!”

[People]

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