Brad, Angie, Oprah, OH MY”

Daddy Brad, tell stories to Oprah about your children while we undress you with our eyes.

‘Right now Shi’s in this thing. First of all, she only wants to be called John. John or Peter. So it’s a Peter Pan thing. So we’ve got to call her John. ‘Shi, do you want’ — ‘John. I’m John.’ And then I’ll say, ‘John, do you — would you like some orange juice?’ And she goes, ‘No!’’

‘So, you know, it’s just that kind of stuff that’s cute to parents, and it’s probably really obnoxious to other people.’

Oh ha ha ha ha ha that is so adorable would you like a bj? We mean, what’s a normal day?

‘It’s like a half-an-hour just to get everyone buckled in and make sure they’ve got their snacks, and Z.Z. [Zahara, 3] has got a blanket and Shiloh’s got her silky,’ he says.

‘Angie’s militant about it. She’s right on top of it. Thank God, because I’m always forgetting something.’

So you want us to be militant and on, top got it!

Published 11/19/08 by

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