Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz welcomed their baby boy yesterday, Thursday, in Los Angeles, CA. The baby weighed 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long. They named the baby….wait for it…..Bronx Mowgli Wentz!! I officially hate these stupid celebrities who name their children retarded names just for the sake of trying to appear cool and feathery! This poor EMO child will be made fun of daily. They should make his obituary now, because Bronx Mowgli is totally going to committ suicide!
Seriously!! BRONX MOWGLI. Do they think they will have a tough little boy just because they named him Bronx? I mean ….his middle name is Mowgli (like from The Jungle Book). Clearly Pete and Ashlee think this whole parenting thing is a joke. So stupid! B.M.W. are the childs initials. If they wanted to make those initials, they should have named the baby Bowel Movement Wentz.
A rep for Ashlee “no talent” Simpson and Pete Wentz said, “Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!”
I usually send out a CONGRATS to celebrities with newborns; however, I cannot do that with Ashlee and Pete! I would have, but they are just so damn stupid. I can’t congratulate two people who named their kid after a borough in New York and a child who was raised in the jungle by animals. Pityful!
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