Twilight’s 70 Million Dollar Box Office Bite

Twilight’s 70 Million Dollar Box Office Bite
Whoa there’s a lot of horny American girls out there (and some gays) because estimates for Twilight’s opening weekend have hit 70.5 million after yesterday’s turnout. Even Tyra’s turning into a fang banger.

That lucky lucky bitch.

After a reported $7.5M for Thursday midnight screenings, throngs of girls have packed multiplexes all day long, and the Catherine Hardwicke-directed movie has generated another $25.5M since sunrise Friday for a spectacular $33M opening day.

Don’t expect to see anything get too hot and heavy between the forbidden lovers anytime soon.

There’s too much sex and violence in Hollywood movies.” The author Meyer, a Mormon and has never tried alcohol or seen an R-rated movie, is the biggest star in the industry this weekend.

WTF? Love your books but welcome to Mormon Squaresville population 1: Stephanie Meyer.

Published 11/22/08 by

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  • thank you Stephanie Meyer for not having any SEX parts in twilight,
    please dont put any on the other parts because then my mom and dad would have to ban me from watching them, please im waiting to watch new moon, and eclipse and breaking dawn....so...
    Anonymous 3/28/09 Reply