You Would Think Someone That Stoned Wouldn't Have The Energy To Be A Diva

I know you might not believe this, but "Doggystyle" is one of my favorite albums of all time. Book. Cover. Don't judge. "Trick, shut yo trap!". So it's with a heavy heart that I have to report that Snoop is a real pain in the balls. Seriously, I thought that much ganj made you laid back. What is he - a greedy child? It was for charity! Anyway, Snoop made crazy demands and was late for his appearance on stage at a Unicef party - causing the Pussycat Dolls to have to cover for him. And I've seen those chicks live. If it's not on a teleprompter or a backing track, it's not going to go very well. Improv isn't their strong suit. Unless it involves making simulated love to a chair and new ways to tuck.

Organizers of Tuesday night's Pussycat Dolls concert at Cipriani Wall Street to benefit UNICEF, which also featured the rapper, had to fly in more than 10 members of his posse, first-class. Then, at the last minute, Snoop almost didn't go on because, "he insisted on having an Xbox in his dressing room," an insider said. "We finally found someone who lent us their kids' Xbox, and had to put Snoop somewhere on the third floor because he was smoking so much dope." Snoop and his pals were having such a good time they were an hour late making it to the stage, forcing the Pussycat Dolls, who were paid $300,000 to perform, to actually talk - which wasn't a good thing. While introducing themselves, one of the blond dolls thanked "Unicel" instead of "UNICEF."