Donald Trump Gifts Barbara Walters With Rosie O'Donnell's Giant, Framed Panties

Donald Trump Gifts Barbara Walters With Rosie O'Donnell's Giant, Framed Panties
Donald Trump has adopted a new hobby and immersed himself in it just like any man approaching his retirement years would, only instead of model trains or ship building, the combforwarded land baron has committed himself to becoming the greatest, classiest Rosie O'Donnell hater in the world. He hasn't publicly shared his thoughts on The View co-host in over a month (her admission that she suffers from depression led him to sensitively admit that he too would suffer from depression if he was trapped inside her frame), but that doesn't mean Trump hasn't been hard at work in his Mar-a-Lago basement readying his latest anti-Rosie mastepiece:

DONALD Trump has unleashed a secret weapon in his feud with Rosie O'Donnell - a gigantic black undergarment she wore in the movie "Exit to Eden," which Trump sent to Barbara Walters on Monday to hang on the office wall at "The View."

The girdle-like outfit - variously described as "a bustier" and "a giant pair of panties" - was bought at a charity auction by a fan, who then had the relic framed under glass and delivered to Trump.



"I sent it to Barbara to hang in her office because I didn't want it in mine. It was funny, except that it was really gross. It's disgusting," Trump told Page Six. "I feel sorry for [Rosie's] wife. It can't be pleasant." [...]

On "The View" on Monday, O'Donnell asked Walters, Joy Behar and Elizabeth Haselbeck: "You want to hear what a 61-year-old businessman did today? He sent Barbara . . ."

Walters interrupted: "But this is for me to say. This was sent for me, it was not sent to you." O'Donnell: "Go ahead, you say it." Walters: "No, I don't want to." O'Donnell: "You don't want to?"

Walters ended the conversation, "I really do not want to stir up the whole Donald Trump thing again" - leaving viewers wondering what they were talking about.



Eden is, of course, the 1994 undercover-cops-at-an-S&M-resort comedy O'Donnell has long wished would evaporate into a puff of leather-and-lube-scented smoke. (Watch the original TV spot, featuring Dan Ackroyd in a gimp mask.) We admire Walters' restraint in refusing to take the Hefty-Cinch-Sak-panties bait, and hope that this latest preemptively launched missile doesn't quickly escalate the violence to the point where both sides can't soil their worn undergarments fast enough before sealing them in UPS boxes and sending them each other's way.
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