Britney's New Rolling Stone Cover!

Yes, so Britney looks great, but it's not helping her romantic life, apparently. She opens up to the mag about some recent dates she's been on.

"Right when we got there, we just knew it was just bad," Brit said of one recent bad date. "He looked like an older version of Harry Potter, but skinnier. ... So I had to get dessert first.

"And the other date I had, the guy was really, really tall and a lot older. ... We're trying to ask him questions, like, 'OK, you're into martial arts, so what kind of martial arts are you into?' And he was like, 'Oh, all kinds.' "

The singer says that she feels like she's aged quite a bit in her newly-reformed life. "I feel like an old person now," she says in the issue that comes out on Friday. "I do! I go to bed at, like, 9:30 every night, and I don't go out or anything."

As for her relationship with ex Kevin Federline, Brit says she's not always so keen on his parenting skills. "[The kids] are starting to learn words like 'stupid,' and Preston says the f-word now sometimes," she says. "He doesn't get it from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids." 

The f-word? I would f'n die if my kid 3-year-old said it.

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