10 Things To Be Thankful For Every Day

1. You never went for a sleepover at Michael Jackson’s house.
2. You are not one of Paris Hilton’s puppies (she kills them).
3. Nick Hogan is not your chauffeur.
4. You are not Joe Simpson’s daughter when you are getting a bra fitting.
5. You are not John Travolta’s male nanny.
6. You are not a Scientology Storm Trooper.
7. You are not Britney Spears’ hairdresser.
8. You are not Perez Hilton’s love child.
9. You are not Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend.
10. You are not Tara Reid’s plastic surgeon.

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