Run, bitch

Avril Lavigne was briefly stalked by a super fan earlier this week as she was walking down Hollywood Boulevard. Hollywood TV was filming Avril when a large dude approached her and asked for an autograph. She obliged. Next, he wanted a picture. That’s when Avril made a run for it. Alas, there was no escape. The big man conjured up images of a mobile jelly donut and chased her into a hotel.

Here’s a tip for the poor guy and any other star watchers. If you want a celebrity’s attention and you’re twice their size, I find the best thing to do is stand right next to them, remain absolutely silent and breathe heavily while drying your sweaty palms over your jeans. I bet Avril would have taken a picture with him if he did that.

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