Two People Crabbie Never Wanted To See Together: Paris Hilton And Kevin Federline

All right, it appears all the news today is going to have to do with Paris Hilton one way or another. Here we see the wonky-eyed one at Tao in Las Vegas hanging with Kevin Federline - now I know there's no God, because if there was, He would not permit a thing like this. No, this has to be the work of Satan. Or a couple of clever publicists - which is about the same thing. Of course, the sad thing about this is that Paris thinks she's tweaking her former pal Britney. Sorry to break it to you Paris, but Britney doesn't give a - she's too busy having arguments with the voices in her head to care if you around with Federline. And besides, looking at your face in that picture, I'd say you're not exactly thrilled to have the world's most famous deadbeat on your arm. Frankly, you look like you'd rather be anywhere but there.

All right, I can't look at it anymore. Next!
Published 4/21/07 by


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