Jessica Biel’s Ass Speaks for Itself

Jessica Biel’s Ass Speaks for Itself
I don’t know what’s going on here because I did absolutely no research whatsoever, but I figured Jessica Biel’s ass pretty much speaks for itself in any given situation. Like in this picture, it’s telling me that you can never overdress when taking your dog to the park for a game of fetch. Rowr. And then it’s also telling me that you can’t trust little people because they steal. I don’t know any midgets personally, but I’m sure a behind like hers only spouts gospel truth and makes chirpy little Charro-type noises whenever she walks away.

More of Biel’s caboose after the jump

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Published 4/23/07 by


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