Buzz Bites — 12/9/2008: Amy Winehouse’s Soon-To-Be Ex Wants Cash Or Else He’s Spillin’ The Crack-Laced Beans

+ Amy Winehouse’s soon-to-be ex-husband wants $1.5 million for his troubles, or else he’s threatening to write a tell-all book about their relationship. Um, he can write? Also, wow, didn’t see this coming. But I’d have NEVER GUESSED Britney and Kevin weren’t going to make it either, so I should probably give up my side job as a fortune teller. (AM NY)

+ Rufus Wainwright compares Amy Winehouse (who’s still in the hospital for a “bad reaction to drugs”) to the late Judy Garland: “I mean, there’s so many correlations. They both have such an amazing voice and an amazing drug problem.” (Rolling Stone)

+ Lynn Spears to Britney Spears: my bad. (MTV News)

+ Reasons why you probably shouldn’t expect a Lily Allen-Katy Perry collaboration in the future: “When I met her I was a bit frosty with her because someone asked her to describe herself. She’s like, ‘Aha, I’m like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinner version of Lily Allen!’. It’s like, you’re not English and you don’t write your own songs, shut up!” — Lily Allen on Katy Perry. (Contact Music)

+ Reasons to have a baby: look at Ashlee Simpson-Wentz! (Popsugar)

+ Akon’s not sorry for the rapper-singer trend. But he should be. (MTV News)

+ Mariah Carey’s potential pregnancy? Coyly, vaguely, deflect, deflect deflect. (Socialitelife)

+ Molly Sims jumped at the chance to help SNL’s Andy Samberg cream his jeans. (E! Online)

+ Return those presents you bought, because Christmas is officially canceled. Thanks, Twisted Sister. (Best Week Ever)

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