It's Still Going To Be Sorta Sad When Lusty Cons Make Him Strip For Their Smuggled-In Video Cameras And He Weeps Softly To Himself At Last Knowing What Exploitation Feels Like

It's Still Going To Be Sorta Sad When Lusty Cons Make Him Strip For Their Smuggled-In Video Cameras And He Weeps Softly To Himself At Last Knowing What Exploitation Feels Like
Joe Francis cried and pled guilty to contempt of court yesterday, and was sentenced to 35 days in jail. Nitey nite, keep that butthole tight, Joey. NOW is the time to make sure EVERYONE knows you've been with Paris. And wave that Valtrex bottle high. HIGHER.

U.S. District Judge Richard Smoak in Panama City, Fla., ordered Francis to settle or face a contempt charge. After talks collapsed, Francis berated Smoak in the media, calling him a "judge gone wild."

The judge ordered Francis to surrender April 5 to begin serving jail time for contempt, but he never showed. He instead arrived in Florida five days later and was arrested at the airport.

"I am sorry for my behavior. It was wrong," Francis said in court, according to the Associated Press. "I had heard about appeals and things and I was confused. I am sorry, I really am."



More details on the charges against Joe Francis are after the jump.

Published 4/24/07 by


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