“We’re Still Lesbians!”

Um, Tila Tequila has a book to sell, so she’s back to hitting up red carpets with her Sapphic headline-grabber, Courtenay Semel.

Give it up, Tila.

The fifteen minutes are over. Nobody cares who you anymore.

If you want to stay in the spotlight, you’re gonna have to get in La Lohan’s pants. Those $100 leggings are the only thing standing between you and total cultural irrelevance. Get on it, girl.

Published 12/15/08 by

EvilBeet 15 EvilBeet

DISCLAIMER: This posting was submitted by a user of the site not from The Insider editorial staff. All users have acknowledged and agreed that the submission of their story and its contents is in compliance with our Terms of Use.

Comments (2)