Hugh Hefner Has a Classy New Girlfriend

Hugh Hefner Has a Classy New Girlfriend
Ok first of all, let us address the fact that Hef's new girlfriend is a brunette. A brunette! Old man Hefner's eyesight must really be shot, because there's no way in helly hell he would choose to "date" a girl whose hair is not blonde and brain not fried from years of bleach fumes and Kettle One. He probably just sees a dark blur which he has mistaken for a minidress. Anyway, if you care, new girlfriend is...Read More on Slacker Chic
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