Britney's been cutting back on the Cheetos, y'all. The rehabbed pop startlet debuted a slim new figure for paparazzi this week. She was so proud of all her hard work, she celebrated by wearing the ugliest stripper clothes ever.
Keith Richards's mum died over the weekend. We imagine that he'll mark the occasion by snorting up her ashes, too.
Hip-hop magnate Russell Simmons has called for an end to the use of misogynistic and racist language in rap. And somewhere in America, Snoop Dogg is probably using those very words to describe Russell right now.
Too bad Spring Break is over already. Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is spending a month behind bars for contempt of court. If only we'd known that the beaches were free for the flashing this month. We would've really worked on our all-over tan.
Paris Hilton was spotted sporting a Lady Gaga futuristic outfit…love it or leave it?
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