Jeremy Piven Slammed By David Mamet

Jeremy Piven recently dropped out of his Broadway contact to star in David Mamet’s play Speed The Plow after only doing half of the performances, and David Mamet had some profound words for him.

“I talked to Jeremy on the phone, and he told me that he discovered that he had a very high level of mercury,” Mamet told Daily Variety. “So my understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer.”

That’s not fair, maybe he just has to undergo another hair transplant from his butt to his head.

Published 12/18/08 by

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