Jessica’s Ass Speaks for Itself, Part II

1. She is NOT playing fetch with her dog

2. She is NOT playing croquet

3. She is also NOT wearing a bra

Apparently, Mercedes-Benz likes to sponsor something called a ‘polo challenge,’ an event where fancy people can sit around swilling port and smoking expensive cigars and saying things like “lovey” and “dahling” and “I mistakenly made direct eye contact with a commoner.” Not to mention front-row seats to Jessica Biel’s ass and investment options out the wazoo. I’d be bitter, but I have porn and Klonopin and uppity commoners to keep me company.

More ass-tastic Biel at the Mercedes Benz Polo Challenge after the jump

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