In a move nobody saw coming, ever, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's fake legalization of their fake Mexico marriage never happened (just like I said it didn't) because the whole entire thing was all just a stunt for the season finale of "The Hills."
Finally, in front of Deputy Commissioner, Donna Jones, Heidi proclaims, "I, Heidi, take thee Spencer to be my lawfully wedded husband for better or for worse for as long as we both shall live." After a tense few seconds, Spencer pauses, and tells Montag, "I feel like we're doing something sneaky and shady." As Montag begins to cry, she says, "Of course I want my mom here." Pratt responds, "I just want to give you the wedding of your dreams that you have been talking about for three years. I'll deal with it. It's worth it to be with you the rest of my life. We'll do it the way you want, I'm sorry, I love you so much." (Source)
So what have we learned here? "The Hills" is still a scripted soap opera and not a reality show and nothing that happens on it or having to do with it whatsoever should be taken at face value. Not ever. Unless you hear reports of somebody in dark clothing wearing a face mask smashing Spencer Pratt in the nuts with a baseball bat. That was probably real. Oh, and also, I have an alibi for next Tuesday.
More retardation from "The Hills" Season Whatever finale wrap party:
Editor's Note: What is up with Lauren Conrad's "Interview with a Vampire" makeup?
Source: Duped
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