One's already been arrested, one's still an international fugitive of justice. Both stand accused of crimes of passion, but one's weapon of choice was a container of baked beans, the other's his famously supple lips. One's an incurable nervous stutterer, the other's silky smooth.
There's got to be a buddy movie in here somewhere, maybe one where they go on the lam in the Himalayas, disguising themselves as Tibetan monks in an attempt to get the Dalai Lama to issue a public plea for their pardons. Also: They fall in love with the same woman. And just in the interest of getting this thing made--Will Ferrell plays the Dalai Lama. We think we have a winner here.
Published 4/26/07 by
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