Introducing This Year’s Mischa Barton

So, blood was drawn and we wait for the results.  I know a man is innocent until proven guilty but I’m going to come out right now and say that he was in fact drunk while driving.  My conclusion is based on the following evidence:  1)  Wine coolers and donuts found in his car at the time of arrest.  2)  He was seen earlier in the evening partying with Jaleel White.  Urkel, people.  You just don’t do that sober.

Oh, what would the new year be without stupid, drunken, licensed celebs?

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