It’s the first of the year and I’m looking a little like Solange in the azz department. Flatter than a washboard on Sunday morning.You couldn’t sit a drink on my donk if you tried. I blame it on them bishes Buffy The Body and Angel Lola Luv for messing the game up for women like us. BTW, Solange was spotted on South Beach with a friend relaxing for the holidays. A slight downgrade from all the other celebs that took up a “2 for 1″ deal in St. Barts [view gallery]
Yes, I’m jealous..
I wonder what Star Jones New Years Resolution is. I hope Stella gets her groove back…
My New Years Resolutions are:
1) Find me a personal trainer and a nutritionist (gotta stop eating just once a day)
2) Take anger management
3) Spend more time with the people I love (especially my girls)
4) Spend less time in front of the computer
5) Start some sort of mentoring program for young women
6) See the world
7) Live
Learn how to love
What are yours?
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