Actress Kate Bosworth pal-ed around with former model Helena Christensen at the Food Bank of New York Can-Do Awards Dinner, which I assume is some kind of combination dinner/food drive or else the place where beauty goes to die. Seriously, what the ? I used to be in love with Helena Christensen. More than I loved Angelina Jolie, even. Every time I felt like I couldn’t make myself throw up again, I’d pull out my Victoria’s Secret catalog and stare deep into the eyes of my thinspiration and the vomit would magically come. It was easy, when you looked like this. And this. Or this. Now she’s got a five o’clock shadow that rivals Hasim’s the Speedy Mart manager’s. Jesus. And don’t even get me started on Kate Bosworth. I’ve seen better makeup on a clown. A clown corpse that sat in an alley and accidentally got spray painted by that machine that paints curbs and street lines and stuff. I mean, I was only five when I saw it happen, and it was after the clown had tried to stab my mother and ended up getting run over by the machine, so it’s all kinda hazy. But I’m still pretty sure that clown’s makeup was better than Kate’s. You just don’t forget something like that.
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Published 4/27/07 by
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