John Travolta Flies Home Son’s Ashes

After sending out this hearse as a ruse to fool the hungry media, John Travolta and his grieving family headed to Florida once night fell. Even heartbroken, John the pilot, requested he fly the plane that would carry his son, Jett’s, ashes home. It ha now been confirmed that Jett died of a “seizure disorder” but the family will still be questioned.

The minute they arrived a Scientology van was waiting to take everyone from the runway, which is strange when you think about it because when has your religion ever sent a car? Anyways, everyone on the private jet instantly got into the van. Scientology is on the offense after many experts are questioning the claims that Travolta took his son off his meds because they weren’t working, saying that Jett really suffered from autism which is an illness not recognized by Scientology.

Celebrity friends have already made plans to attend the funeral in Florida including Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Will Smith (Scientologist!), Kirstie Alley, and Oprah Winfrey.
Published 1/6/09 by

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