Is Scarlett Johansson Pregnant?

Um, no.

"I'm not pregnant, and I'm not going to be anytime soon," ScarJo told February's Harper's Bazaar.

"I got these calls that I was engaged way before it happened. I've also been pregnant several times," she says. "With, like, sextuplets. That must mean I've been eating way too many bagels or something."

I'm just so happy she eats bagels!

Anyway, Scarlett says that, when Ryan Reynolds actually did the pop the question, she knew it was coming -- but she still swooned.

"I wasn't surprised that it was happening, but anyone being presented with a beautiful diamond ring, as a girl, you just squeal with delight," she says. "You say you can't believe it, but of course, you really can."

As for her career, the newlywed says she's got plenty more to do before she starts thinking about having kids.

"Every actor wants to work on a Western," she says of her dream role. "I would run a brothel, like a madam or something. I'm working with what I got. It's only so long that people are going to want to see me in a corset. So I might as well do it now."

I actually think people would want to see her in a corset until she's like 80.

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