Dear Zac Efron: Please Shower! Please?

Dear Zac Efron: Please Shower! Please?
Zac. Dude. Buddy. You’ve got so much going for you: the lead in the remake of Footloose, a role in 17 Again, a gorgeous girlfriend, a well-healed scar where your poisonous appendix once was, sapphires for eyes, all this, and chiseled facial features like that of a Greek god.

So why did you not pick up a Bic or a Schick before last night’s Golden Globes? You could PAY someone to shave you. Why no shavey? Furthermore, how come no shower?

You looked like a freaking STALLION at the 2008 VMAs with just a little scruff and a LOT less grease:

See what a difference a shower makes?

So, to recap: Zac Efron? Less grease, more groom. Thx.

Published 1/12/09 by

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  • ew, i used to be IN LOVE with him... like OBSESSED! i knew more about him then he did of himself. but he is a y kinda person. who doesnt care about any one but himself. at least thats how it seems in all his pics and interviews.... he needs to...
    Anonymous 1/18/09 Reply
  • I heard Vanessa made Zac get back with her and that she is not that nice, and very jealous. She thinks she is the best, and the truth is that she hasn't had a real job since HSM3.

    She is pretty, but she needs that personality..
    Anonymous 1/15/09 Reply
  • zac looks hot
    amandabear 1/13/09 Reply
  • What makes you think that he didn't shower? He looks HOT! I love the way he is wearing his hair now. Yes, he does have a little stubble, but I think that's sexy. He can rub his stubbly face on me anytime he wants to!!
    Anonymous 1/13/09 Reply
  • i think zqac is sooo fit !!
    all he needs to do is trim his hair abit
    Anonymous 1/13/09 Reply
  • i think he looks amazing even that he didn't shower and shave, he still look sexy
    mimigirl 1/13/09 Reply
  • zac youve changed
    Anonymous 1/13/09 Reply