Douche of the Day : Pilot Marcus Schrenker of Heritage Wealth Management

So, what happens when you and your company are about to be sued ala Marcus Schrenker of Heritage Wealth Management? Well, you get into your plane, fly from Indiana to Florida, report that your windshield has imploded, set the plane on Autopilot and parachute to safety in an obvious attempt to fake your own death. For Marcus Schrenker this was the most sensible solution.

WKRG.com

After the plane crash, police said the plane’s wreckage showed no signs of the emergency reported by Marcus Schrenker, 38. A man using his Schrenker’s Indiana driver’s license checked into an Alabama motel after telling police he’d been in a canoe accident, then went MIA before authorities could talk to him him.

The single-engine Piper Malibu crashed Sunday night in a swampy area of Santa Rosa County in north Florida. It had left Anderson, Ind., en route to the Florida Panhandle city of Destin. The plane crashed within 50 to 75 yards of houses, according to Scott Haines, a spokesman for the county sheriff’s department.  That part of the story is not funny at all. Regardless…

Smile Marcus Schrenker, you are Buzz Pirates Douche of the Day

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  • The perfect escape?? ...more like- the perfect SOCIOPATH. This is the most SELFISH, SELF-ABSORBED, SELF-IMPORTANT sonofabitch we have seen in a long time. So, basically, he was thinking: HEY.. who cares that I might have killed innocent people?? As...
    Anonymous 1/19/09 Reply
  • Just like the PLO, this idiot hs no regard for the innocent lives that could be lost as long as his purpose is accomplished. jb p c bch, fl
    Anonymous 1/14/09 Reply
  • what a freakin idiot
    Anonymous 1/14/09 Reply
  • Yup, I live in the area, and I was freaked last night with the number of military planes flying overhead. A lot of planes and helicopters, many more than usual. That's unusual enough to cause comment.

    There are a few military bases in this area...
    Benoneya 1/12/09 Reply
  • Yup, I live in the area, and I was freaked last night with the number of military planes flying overhead. A lot of planes and helicopters, many more than usual. That's unusual enough to cause comment.

    There are a few military bases in this area...
    Benoneya 1/12/09 Reply
  • Yup, I live in the area, and I was freaked last night with the number of military planes flying overhead. A lot of planes and helicopters, many more than usual. That's unusual enough to cause comment.

    There are a few military bases in this area...
    Benoneya 1/12/09 Reply