Tom Cruise Has to Escort Katie and Posh Everywhere so Katie Won't Jump Ship

TMZ reports that Tom Cruise needs to be seen and is combining that need with making sure to keep his cult kidnapping victim/beard under close watch. Scary.

The two megastars, along with Katie Holmes, hit the only place in Hollywood where they had zero chance of flying under the paparazzi radar yesterday-- the Ivy restaurant on Robertson.

The threesome arrived at the exclusive eatery in a black SUV, and while Tom never actually entered the restaurant, it was obvious that he had another mission -- image makeover. The wee actor was all smiles as he opened the car door, escorted the women out of the car and even walked them up to the host. Such a gentleman.


That guy gives me the willies. If it all comes down around his ears, I'm sure there's a jungle compound and some cyanide-flavored Kool-Aid earmarked for the future. Katie needs to break the f*ck out.

(Splash)

Published 1/17/07 by


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