Anorak is shocked at this story coming as it does amid a pandemic of global warming stories. And then there is the risk of exposing fleshy skin to the sun.
But never fear. Danielle Lloyd is expert in exposing breasts and shows housemates and concerned viewers that you CAN go topless safely.
Danielle is pictured with both palms placed about the back of the neck in a reverse strangle. This causes the elbows to come together and cover the greater part of the Lloyd bosom.
Danielle, of course, has ever-enlarging breasts and may need, in time, to have her elbows surgically enhanced to keep pace with her chest. Safety is Danielle’s watchword.
Housemates forfeiting beachwear for failing tasks is cruel and unusual punishment but it need not be unduly dangerous.
Although, Danielle and other Big Brother agonists should note that plastic can melt...
Published 5/3/07 by
Anorak: Celebrity|Finance|Money
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