It was one year ago this week when we all first laid eyes on you (swoon!). I’m not really much for beating around the bush, so I may as well just come out and say it: We.Are.In.Lurv.
How much do we love thee? Let us count the ways:
+ We know the new season of American Idol started, and we’re super excited about that Kara DioGuardi chick, but we keep finding ourselves drifting off and dreaming that you are there. We’ve taken to putting our fingers in our ears and squeezing our eyes shut, but when we open them …you’re still not on our flatscreen. WHY???? Le sigh.
+ We too were DEVASTATED when Ryan Seacrest said “Cook” instead of “ARCHULETA !!!!!” on that fateful night last year, and honestly, we don’t think these crazy youtube girls came close to capturing our collective moment of shared utter devastation….it was way more upsetting then they’re letting on (and you felt bad for them! … which is oh so sweet!).
+ We’ve started eating at the Hard Rock Cafe again.
+ We’ve abandoned our J Lo/Marc Anthony divorce clock since you reminded us how “down to earth” they are.
Basically what we’re getting at Archie … is … that you complete us.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you sing in flower shops, will you be our boo?
Love,
Buzzworthy
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WOAHHH! So excited to be seeing him in Virginia Beach!...
Roses are red, violets are blue, oh dear David, we are a little too not over you! :)
or we are so much in love with you!
I LOVE HIM So Much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've never been a fan of anyone EVER in my life, but I am over the moon for this young guy!...