Jessica Alba in a Little Black Dress

Jessica Alba basically passed off a big long corset as a dress to the new “Fantastic Four” screening in Sydney yesterday. She looked hot as hell — don’t get me wrong — it’s just that I am so sick of all the Hollywood double standards here lately. When Jessica Alba wears a corset, it’s “chic” and “old glamour sexy;” when I wear a corset, everyone’s all “unacceptable attire” and “there are children present” and “ma’am, we’re going have to ask you to leave.” A PTA meeting is not ing church, people! I’m afraid that my kind of sexy just can’t be contained.

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Published 5/3/07 by


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