Put Down Your Loaded Gun And Get Over Yourself

Here’s a message to all of you out there who suffer from depression or other mental illness:  Get over it!  Brain chemistry, genetics and environmental factors be damned!  Remember those months where life was so bleak that you couldn’t get out of bed?  Ice cream was your church and showers were an immeasurable burden?  You’re a pussy; got that?

Bijou Phillips has given us, the public, the straight-talk that we need.  Depression doesn’t exist people.  “My grandparents didn’t take any pills, and they were fine.  Just buck up and get over it. Stop being such a ing pansy.”

It seems logical to me.  After all, if Bijou Phillips grandparents didn’t need anti-depressants, why should anyone else?

While I was researching Phillips to see if she does anything beyond being high in public and releasing total statements (she doesn’t), I found an old interview with filmmaker, James Tarbock.  I think this sums it up:  “Bijou Phillips — you never knew what the she would say or do next. There is no line between her unconscious and her articulation of it and her behavior. She is a genuine psychopath.”

Oh, Mr. Tarbock.  She’s not just a psychopath.  She’s a Scientologist.

Published 1/27/09 by

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