Tom Cruise has been trying to impregnate Katie Holmes with a Scientology Messiah that will bring buckets of money completion to his devious plot family.
The couple had Suri and wish to extend their family with a boy. They have been rumored to be expecting another baby for over a year now. Obviously Katie has yet to crap out another kid. But OK! Magazine claims that she is finally pregnant. No they don’t have an ultrasound or a positive Clear Blue Easy stick…they have a photo of Tom touching her belly! GASP!
It is as stupid as it sounds. The mag is standing by their assumption that she is knocked up and Suri will finally have another human being to have contact with. I bet the poor kid is already clearing out her shoe closet in the basement for him.
“When Tom gently placed his hand over his beautiful wife’s belly and she clasped his hand and held it there, the message was even louder and clearer — the couple have another baby on the way!
‘It was identical to how Tom used to stand with Katie when she was pregnant with Suri,’ an eyewitness tells OK!. ‘And the way they looked at each other! You could see the love in their eyes and there was a feeling that they were sharing something very special at that moment.’”
Right….So who wants to go grab some sushi?
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Katie Holmes is on the cover of Glamour magazine. Do you think the photo has been retouched?
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