Michael Lohan Begs For Your Help To Get Lindsay Away From Samantha

I mean the girls are getting really really thin, but does he have to blame everything on Samantha?

His post is titled, “Please help!!!” and has “How To Save A Life” by The Fray as his background music. Nothing screams “Can I be more pathetic?” than that.

Seemingly trying to reason for his outburst, he says, “If I see or hear of anyone or anything causing harm or is seen as a threat to my children, I will speak about it, and do anything I can to try to intervene regardless of the repercussions on me.”

He goes on to say that Lindsay was free of “SaMANtha’s” bondage (nice spelling….for Perez Hilton, anyways) and that Sam has weaseled her way back into Lindsay’s life.

He adds that Lindsay ditched her little sister, Ali, to go and be by Samantha’s side at her DJ gigs. In saying that, he also comments that Sam is making more money because of Lindsay’s presence at the shows and that her fee dropped when they broke up.

Here’s his plan:

Well, as you can see, I’m not going to sit back and let it slide.

I am asking everyone out their to intervene in every way possible to help Lindsay, and quite possibly, save her life. Help this wonderful, good hearted and gifted young lady to see what SaMANtha is doing to her and how she is destroying her life.

So what would have sounded like a heartfelt plea for help for his daughter has turned into a huge embarrassment as well as a laughable rant. Seriously, “SaMANtha”?