David Letterman, for your consideration...
10. It's much cooler than checking in to the Budget Inn.
9. Free fire extinguisher use for her fire crotch.
8. When they said Betty Ford she mistook it for a new couture line of handbags.
7. Free WiFi to check her MySpace account.
6. Wait, there's no open bar? I thought this was where you went to recuperate from appendix surgery!
5. If she went in on Wednesday Wilmer Valderrama promised her a "Freaky Friday".
4. She'll do anything to get into Pete Doherty's pants.
3. Because hosting a New Year's Eve party and "passing out", having paparazzi take pictures of your va-jay-jay, being impregnated by K-Fed, and almost dropping a baby would be embarrassing.
2. Because White Oprah said so!
1. She was giving "Herbie Fully Loaded" a whole new meaning.
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Published 1/17/07 by
Barbie Martini
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