Broke-Down

Broke-Down: (Adjective) Worn out and dilapidated by age, use, or ill-treatment.

Ali Lohan took part in a photo shoot in Times Square yesterday wearing only a skimpy gown in the middle of effing January. But more importantly, judging by these pictures it looks like she's got a nasty case of Poshboobitis, the condition which makes your tits look like a couple of large grapefruits stapled to your chest, as popularized by Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham. As far as I know there's still only one way of contracting Poshboobitis, and it still involves having your boobs sliced open and filled with a whole bunch of saline or some .

Which kind of begs the question, why does a 15-year-old girl have large breast implants already? Well, it would beg the question, anyway, because the only way you'll convince me that this chick is actually fifteen is if you cut her in half and count the rings.
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Published 1/30/09 by

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