Benji Madden and Audrina Patridge???

Who the Fuck Is This????
Word on the street is that the two are in a semi-serious relationship — although her camp denies it.

At first I was like, “What on earth could Audrina and Paris Hilton possibly have in common that he would be attracted to both?”

And then it hit me:

Wonky. Eyes.

You find Benji Madden’s heart by staring at the ceiling, ladies.

Published 2/5/09 by

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