The Annual Met Costume Gala comes around again

I don't know what the theme was...but noone really did very well IMO.

You had:

The perennial tryhard in JLo


The perennial hangover in Kiki


The kind-of working-it-but-not-really ScarJo and new BBF Stella


The I'm-having-a-bad-run-this-week Liv


Coke-may-be-catching-up-with-me-Kate


Coke-HAS-caught-up-with-me Lilo


Colour-coordination-is-passe Diaz


Umm-does-attaching-random-fabric-remnants-to-
the-back-of-my-dress-and-looking-moody make-
me-look-artistic? Garner


This is an aside...but honestly, who on earth let the 2c tranny enter into the Met? She's making Amanda Lepore look like Grace Kelly.



I am officially ageless Winona


Alicia gets ready for the RnB version of Pride and Predjudice


Only-a-few-100-animals-were-hurt-in-the-making-of-this-mess Olsen


This-stupid-looking-man-next-to-me-only-enhances-me...I-hope Liu


and...amidst all this fug and confusion...a shining light in the form of Perfection...

Cate Blanchett
Published 5/8/07 by


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