Hopefully she'll stuff her face with that and fall off the face of the planet

Hopefully she'll stuff her face with that and fall off the face of the planet
To illustrate how bad tv is, we succombed again to watching Paris Hilton's show My British Best Friend. The reason is because the British contestants are very amusing and funny (although clearly delusional)-- but any scene with Paris Hilton is nauseating. Her fake baby voice, her stupid comments, her vapid expression, her constant posing---it's all horrible. As a solution to the closing of Guantanamo Bay dilemma, the US should now force those arrested without being charged to listen to Paris Hilton's voice. It would exact a confession out of the most hardened criminal.
Published 2/6/09 by

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