John Mayer Hates Jennifer Aniston’s High Tech House

A: So life for Jennifer Aniston isn’t bad. She’s sleeping with someone nine years her younger, has a string of box office hits, and just bought a high tech house that no one likes.

Seriously, Ellen had John Mayer on the show today and they were both dogging on the complex house.

“There is no normal thing in the Aniston house. You won’t find a light switch. The light switch is not antiquated – there is a six-button light panel. It does everything. The top button is ‘on,’ and the button right below that one seems to be an air horn, so in the middle of the night it’s very difficult.”

Mayer also admits it’s all a bit too much. “I just want a switch that glows orange. Just give me a switch that glows orange, and I can swing my arm up [and turn on the light]. I don’t want a smart-home button.”

L: You’ve got to be smarter than the switch John.

A: John also confessed to (gasp) sleeping over at her house!!!

L: They must have a separate bed for his huge guitar…in between his legs.

A: Yeah like a side cart on a motorcycle.

Published 2/6/09 by

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