We’re Just Not Into Your Outfits at the Premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You

We’re Just Not Into Your Outfits at the Premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You
As I understand it, a lot of boys who grew up in the 80’s and saw Labyrinth (who didn’t?) forever have a crush on Jennifer Connelly. But I think even our 80’s boys would notice the bejeweled swap-monster ‘dress’ that Connelly wore to the premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You (do NOT call it a ‘rom-com’, dear Lord). Um…we’re just not that into her dress. Or rather, we hate the dress so much we’d like to burn it and throw it under a train and then let it be used as a tarp to paint a doghouse.

Apparently, some of us can’t let go of the horrible phenomenon that was shoulder pads. And by some of us, I just mean Jennifer. She’s got great legs and the focus is drawn there, when you aren’t starring at the abhorrent sparklyness everywhere else…

On second look, are those shoulder pads…or are her shoulders that bulky and square? The above is actually one of the more flattering pictures of her. Sad.

Additional notes:

Drew Barrymore: You are not pulling off your Audrey Hepburn deconstructed look.

Jennifer Aniston: You look leathery and like you’re trying too hard. Probably because you are.

Ginnifer Goodwin: You actually rocked your look. Pose, pose!

Scar Jo: Um, your hair makes you look mousey. Way to go. The dress is fine, however.

Published 2/7/09 by

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