Selma Hayek: Hand That Rocks The Cradle II

L: OMG! Selma is passing out her boobs to random hungry children?

“The baby was perfectly healthy, but the mother didn’t have milk. He was very hungry. I was weaning Valentina, but I still had a lot of milk that I was pumping, so I breast-fed the baby.”

“You should have seen his eyes. When he felt the nourishment, he immediately stopped crying.”

A: That is very Saint like.

L: Like Saint Tity.

Joe: I’d never cry again if I got to suckle from those!

Published 2/7/09 by

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