THE LATE SIFT - Lack of Irony: The New Irony in Ironic T-shirts

• We'll always have Paris: Hilton goes to jail and all we get are these crappy T-shirts ...

• Unless you're Elliot Mintz: And then you get your job back as Hilton's publicist.

• Mickey-Imam: Hamas enlists Mickey Mouse rip-off to spread its message on children's television.

• Not now, Sanjaya!: Paula Abdul blows a multi-million dollar deal for her own cosmetics line by answering her cell in a critical meeting.

• The scenario: Busta Rhymes rejects a NYC plea deal.

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