Rihanna’s Police Photos - HORRIFIC

L: Now police are saying all R&B star Chris Brown attacked with were his mighty fists of fury …and teeth?

L: Oh no girl, Rihanna has bruises on her face? That’s her money maker!

A: Chris Brown’s career is O-VER! America doesn’t forgive girlfriend abusers.

Her lip is split and her nose bloody. We have now confirmed there are bite marks on one of her arms and on several fingers.

L: Bite marks?! Did he just finish the Twilight book series?

A: This is serious. Rihanna’s even working with police to press charges!

Rihanna claims Brown struck her with his fists and that’s what did the damage. There was no object used in the alleged attack.

L: Ri-Ri is in such a terrible state of pain that she postpone a sold-out concert scheduled for Friday in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

A: Rihanna will be fine but what does this mean for Chris Brown? Will we forgive him? I’m interested to see how his PR spins abuse.

L: Well he’s got great rapper friends who are coming to his defense like T.I. saying dumb crap in broken English.

“Hey man, you people gotta remember, we celebrities and we entertainers but we still human. All of us,” T.I. said.

“Don’t expect us not to make mistakes ‘cause we will.”

A: Beating the s++t out of our Rihanna isn’t a mistake you jail bait loser it’s A CRIME AGAINST POP MUSIC!

L: Oh wait for…wait for it…endorsement fall out #2 in 3…2…1….

A: Now Chris Brown has also lost his Got Milk campaign!

“The Milk Mustache campaign is taking the allegations against Chris Brown very seriously. We are very proud and protective of the image of the Milk Mustache campaign and the responsible message it sends to teens. Mr. Brown’s ad was launched last fall and is scheduled to end this week.”

L: Guess that answers our question on what’s to become of Chris’ career.

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