FERGIE AND JOSH ARE GETTING MARRIED

Josh Duhamel proposed to longtime girlfriend Fergie over the Christmas holidays but the pair has not decided on a wedding date and is trying to keep the engagement a secret.  Life and Style says:

"They don't want to announce the engagement until they set a wedding date, but Fergie can't wait to marry Josh."  Sources suggest the perpetually tanned couple is following in the steps of supercouple TomKat by planning to say their I Do's in Europe. An insider says, "She wants a big, formal wedding."  Life&Style claims Fergie was showing off her 4-carat diamond engagement ring at a pre-Christmas party at producer Michael Bay's home on December 15 -- but she has kept it hidden ever since.

The mag says that Fergie actually sticks her hand in her purse when she's out to hide her ring.  Hopefully she'll go to the bank or airport like that and security will taze her dumb ass.  Josh Duhamel must be borderline retarded.  I heard that, as part of the insurance check-up before doing "Transformers", they gave Josh a puzzle to put together to test his IQ.  The puzzle only had two pieces, and they were perfect squares painted all black.  And he stared at them for 13 hours, and then tried saying "No speaka English" to get out of it.  True story.

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