From 1989: Sean Connery. Perhaps the Sexiest Man Alive for 1965. Now, all I can think is “The day is mine! I’ll take Famous Titties for 400.”
From 1999: Richard Gere. If you find Buddha, Gerbils and Bill Clinton sexy…
From 2002: Ben Affleck. As he’s no longer in the J-Lo Zone, he’s no longer sexy. Has a nice NASCAR vibe now…
From 1987: Who The ? Oh yeah, the guy that’s married to the freaky chick with mutant nightcrawler lips.
From 1998: Harrison Ford wasn’t sexy in ‘98. Last time he was kinda sexy was around the Fugitive.
From 2005: Matthew McConaughey. If naked bongos is your thing.
From 1992: Nick Nolte. Officially, the Worst Sexiest Man Alive (the People editors were smoking crack) … but…
From 1985: Mel Gibson. They broke the mold, Mel was the first person to be picked as “sexiest man alive.” He was a good looking guy, yes, but he ended up being so ing crazy. That facial hair! The Jesus Torture Movie! He had me at “Sugar Tits.”
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